Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don’t need an appointment…

Cranberries, Almonds and Chocolate, Oh My

Eating chocolate can have a significant influence on mood, generally leading to an increase in pleasant feelings and reduction in tension – Peter Rogers, Ph.D., Institute of Food Research

Having said that I suggest you grab a piece of chocolate and sit back and have a chuckle.

-An old man and a young man worked in office next to each other. The young man noticed that the older man always had a jar of peanuts on his desk. The young man loved peanuts.

One day while the older man was away from his desk, the young man couldn’t resist and went to the old man’s jar and ate over half the peanuts. When the old man returned, the young man felt guilty and confessed to taking the peanuts.

The old man responded, “That’s ok. Since I lost my teeth all I can do is suck off the chocolate.”

-After a bar of chocolate one can forgive anybody, even one’s relatives.

-Seven days without chocolate makes one weak.

-There’s a thin person inside of me screaming to get out, but I keep her sedated with chocolate

-Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world’s perfect food.

Michael Levine, nutrition researcher, as quoted in The Emperors of Chocolate: Inside the Secret World of Hershey and Mars
-Chocolate doesn’t make the world go ’round, but it sure does make the trip worthwhile!

-Chocolate is nature’s way of making up for Mondays

-Life is like a box of chocolates – full of nuts!

Hope you enjoyed!





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The picture above is Cocoa Mill’s Bark Assortment taken in Lexington, VA by Kevin Remmington